Friday, March 31, 2006

Green Wing is back on TV

My précis of the average episode of Green Wing:

*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Random thing happens.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Random thing happens, probably effectuated by a character wearing a silly costume of some kind. Like a fin. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Character appears, doing something wild, wacky, and random. Like they walk with a stoop for no reason. HAHAHAHHAHAHA! No stop, somebody PLEASE help me, my sides are fucking splitting! My KIDNEY JUST FELL OUT! OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO NEED DIALYSIS! HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Character runs into the room and does something random and says something KERAZY!!! Or perhaps they'll make a silly sound and walk slowly out of the room with a silly walk! LOL!!!! I'm laughing so hard I just prolapsed. What a mess.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Man with blonde hair slowly walks across the screen. Turns, looks at the screen, winks. Nothing else happens.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*

The end.

Green Wing is shit.

Comedy Mohammed No. 16:

Hey look, a Pokémon joke!

6 comments:

fati said...

Thats the best comedy thingy lala yet.
I dont watch Green Wing either.

Cassie said...

I feel sorry for you.

Green Wing is the light of my life, and I am not ashamed of it.

Mwah said...

I put so much effort into having a spazz when we missed the beginning of GW that I forgot to either watch it OR find it quirky and hilarious. Bummer. It's quite good though, most days of the month.
Liking the depserate reaches of the Comedy Mohammed seires. (Altho why you chose the most depressingly past it picture of Frank B last post I do not know, although it WOULD be funny if you grew up fat and bald just to honour him.)Consider moHamHead because clearly that would be hot. Or if you're really rigid with the rules of the wordplay, Ghetto Hohammed. Or Marilyn Monrohamed. Yeah man.

girlie so groovy said...

Oh Em JEANS.

PLAYDOUGHAMMED.

Fucken Word.

(Talking of word, I never DID give my love to Word Dubya Verification- this one is YOUUVL. Use it in a sentence.)

errrrr said...

moohammed= our faithful cow prophet?
green wings- its OK
WHVVBI

THWP said...

I am so far ahead of all of you on these Mohammed ideas, you would not BELIEVE IT. I'm so far ahead of you, it makes the distance on the Oxbridge Boat Race seem like half a canvas instead of several boat lengths.

VKOWJ